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My Job's a Joke, I'm Broke, My Love Life Is A Waste..

Female (26) looking for Male Omaha, Nebraska, United States

everyone claims to be a one of a kind person, someone unlike anybody else. I know I'm not like that. I'm awkward, I'm weird and i have a song for every situation in life. I know all the lyrics to all the songs on Meatloafs's Bat Outta Hell album and i will belt them out just about anywhere. I'm shy in the beginning but once I get comfortable around you I'll tell you anything and everything. I love smoking hookah and i plan on having a large collection one day. I love reading, but only if the book can capture my interest. I'm really outdoorsy, I love fishing camping boating, anything out on the water. I think I'm pretty adventurous, I'll try anything once as long as It's not life threatening. I don't know what i want to do for a living, all i know is I want to be happy when i grow up. I'm very open and honest and i love to talk to all sorts of people, feel free to message me any time, unless all you're after is sex, then I don't want to hear from you. :)

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageScottish
BuildBBW/BHM
Height5' 6" (168 cm)
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthShoulder length
Best featureSmile
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Scarred
Health ConditionNo problems

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsGerbil or guinea pig
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyHospitality / Travel
Employment StatusPart-time
Annual incomeup to $25,000
Job TitleBreakfast Coordinator

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Dramas, Situation comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality shows, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsArmy Wives, Drop Dead Diva, SVU, Friends, Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob, Kung Fu Panda..
Favorite movies typesAction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation
Favorite moviesWayy too many to list here, just ask me
Music typesCountry, Rock, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Dance
Favorite artistsParamore, Avenged Sevenfold, Hollywood Undead, KoRn, Jason Mraz, Adele,
Reading selectionFiction, Humor
Favorite booksThe Harry Potter Series, The House of Night series, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, Extras, The Host, any fiction Holocaust
Idea of funLaughing a lot, walking around downtown, going to the lake, camping, seeing a good movie, creating havoc in Wal-Mart
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Fishing, Volunteering, Shopping

Personality

SmokerSmoke socially
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFriendly
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Average Joe
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Reading a book, Playing dress-up, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryhmm...I've always wanted to try cliff diving. Kind of random, but it sounds like a great rush.

Views

Political viewsI don't like politics
ReligionNot religious
Attend religious servicesOn holidays
Goal in lifeMy goal is to just be happy. Whether that is making tons of money and living alone with cats, or having a happy family on a budget, I'm okay with that. Life is too short to do something that makes you unhappy

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerSomeone who can make me laugh, I love to laugh and I love to feel happy. Someone who will want to go out and find something to do, not really planning it beforehand. I would like someone who is romantic, who will romance me and make me feel beautiful.
On the first dateI would love to go to a baseball game or go downtown. Maybe take me out to breakfast, because dinner dates are stuffy and overrated. I would love to get to know you over a plate of Huevos Rancheros.